Better Off Ted

Episode 01

Pilot

Mar 18, 2009 · 22 min

Ted Crisp works at Veridian Technologies in the research and development department and loves his job. However, Ted is taken aback when he learns the company has cryogenically frozen one of the scientists in his department.

Episode 02

Heroes

Mar 25, 2009 · 21 min

Due to Phil's after effects from the cryogenic experiment, Ted tries to get him to sign a waiver to protect Veridian from possible future litigation. Elsewhere, Phil and Lem try to create beef despite having no meat in the lab.

Episode 03

Through Rose Colored HAZMAT Suits

Apr 1, 2009 · 21 min

When Ted's nanny calls in sick, he is forced to take his daughter Rose to work where Veronica bonds with her. Meanwhile, Ted learns where he stands with Linda when her ex-boyfriend arrives in town.

Episode 04

Racial Sensitivity

Apr 8, 2009 · 22 min

Ted discovers Veridian has a problem when their new motion detection system proves unable to recognize black people.

Episode 05

Win Some, Dose Some

Apr 15, 2009 · 22 min

Linda is given an experimental drug that has some unusual side effects.

Episode 06

Goodbye, Mr. Chips

Apr 22, 2009 · 22 min

Ted inadvertently deletes himself from Veridian's system when he tries to fix his employee ID, and, as the lab falls into chaos, his peers try to remedy the situation.

Episode 07

Get Happy

May 5, 2009 · 22 min

After a survey reveals that the staff is unhappy, Veronica tries to improve their morale.

Episode 08

You Are the Boss of Me

Jun 23, 2009 · 22 min

Lem and Phil reluctantly invite Ted to their Medieval Fight Club. Linda tries to befriend Veronica.

Episode 09

Bioshuffle

Jun 30, 2009 · 22 min

When Veronica, Linda, and Ted end up having to share offices, tensions grow between them.

Episode 10

Trust and Consequences

Jul 14, 2009 · 21 min

Veridian blames Linda for a perfume with unexpected side effects, and friends fall out when they're forced to testify.

Episode 11

Father, Can You Hair Me?

Jul 21, 2009 · 22 min

A shocking piece of news impacts the rivalry between Veronica and her father, who is the CEO of another big company. Elsewhere, Ted thinks Phil and Lem's potential cure for baldness will impress his hard-to-please dad.

Episode 12

Jabberwocky

Aug 11, 2009 · 21 min

Ted creates a phony project for Linda after she hears that Veridian is going green, which becomes problematic when other staffers want to join the cause.

Episode 13

Secrets and Lives

Aug 11, 2009 · 22 min

The team learns a shocking secret about Veronica when an invention goes awry. Meanwhile, Linda tries to set up Ted with another woman.