Seasons & episodes
8 seasons · 417 episodes
Episode 01
The Gym
Bernard goes to the gym and starts training enthusiastically... until he discovers that each piece of equipment has a life of its own
Episode 02
Golf
Bernard goes to the gym and starts training enthusiastically... until he discovers that each piece of equipment has a life of its own
Episode 03
Ice Climbing
Once he has found all his equipment, Bernard sets off to climb the highest peak. But the closer he gets to the summit, the trickier it becomes...
Episode 04
The Swing
Bernard finds a beautiful tree with a beautiful swing. The only problem is that someone else has got there first!
Episode 05
Security Guard
Bernard is very familiar with the exhibits in the museum where he works, so why is that moving sculpture carrying a canvas in its hand?
Episode 06
The Vending Machine
Sportsmanship is about knowing how to win and how to lose... and sometimes about how to share a refreshing drink with your opponent after the game...
Episode 07
Diving Board
Bernard desperately tries to copy all the things that Lloyd (the penguin) enjoys doing at the swimming pool... including diving from the highest springboard!
Episode 08
Watching TV
Whatever the time, wherever he is, Bernard is completely hooked on television... that is until the shop closes and the shutters come down
Episode 09
Hitchhiking
Picking up hitchhikers can often be very dangerous. So when Bernard stops to pick up Zack, he should remember that one day he may need a lift
Episode 10
Sky Diving
If Bernard ever succeeds in jumping out of the plane, he's bound to forget his parachute. Is there any other way he would want to do it?
Episode 11
At the Theme Park
Bernard just wants to have a good time at the theme park. The trouble is that someone else wants to be in his photo and then that balloon appears...
Episode 12
A Day in the Country
Bernard has gone to the mountain, while the mountain comes to Bernard! It may look like rain, but Bernard's not worried because he's got his umbrella
Episode 13
Learning to Fly
Bernard is learning to fly, and may not have chosen the best day... But once you are airborne, the important thing is not how you land, but where you land!
Episode 14
Close Encounters
Bernard is delighted to receive a visit from a small extraterrestrial, but his visitor is less than delighted by Bernard's limited technological skills
Episode 15
The Intruder
One night Bernard's supper is interrupted by an intruder. Can a lone polar bear deal with the darkness, his own deep-seated fears and... a little mouse?
Episode 16
Basketball
There's nothing Bernard likes better than a challenge, and when it comes to playing basketball against Zack, winning means winning at all costs
Episode 17
The Cart
What do you get when you cross a motor scooter with a supermarket cart? The answer - as Bernard finds out the hard way – is a highly dangerous vehicle
Episode 18
Bowling
Bernard the bowling champ takes on Lloyd. It should be easy for Bernard, but in sport there are three kinds of luck – good luck, bad luck and... Bernard's luck
Episode 19
Taekwondo
In order to recover his property from Zack, Bernard takes up taekwondo. He develops awesome skills, but the result is not quite what he had planned
Episode 20
Scuba Diving
Bernard looks forward to a day's scuba diving. At first all goes swimmingly, but he soon realises that not everything is quite what it seems under the sea
Episode 21
Doors
Most people can negotiate revolving doors, even when they have their arms full of packages. But Bernard is not quite like everyone else
Episode 22
At the Museum
Museums contain thousands of priceless exhibits carefully preserved for hundreds of years. Then Bernard pays a visit...
Episode 23
Street Racing
When Zack lines up alongside him at the traffic lights, it gives Bernard the perfect excuse to start a race through the city streets. But what about other road users?
Episode 24
The Desert Island
Bernard finds himself on a desert island where all the inhabitants try to make him feel welcome... in their own special way
Episode 25
Baseball
Bernard soon figures out how the baseball pitching machine works, until the machine steps up a gear and shows it has a few more tricks up its sleeve
Episode 26
The Car
Bernard is proud of his small convertible. The only trouble is that he can't get everything in the boot, which complicates life more than you would imagine
Episode 27
The Flower
Bernard loves his flower, and is determined to do whatever is necessary to protect it from danger – no matter what the cost
Episode 28
The Medallion
Bernard finds a medallion, but soon discovers that it brings bad luck. So he tries to throw it away, but unfortunately for him, it keeps on coming back
Episode 29
The Moth
When Bernard tries to get rid of an annoying moth, something unexpected happens and his kitchen becomes a very dangerous place
Episode 30
Bullfighter
Bernard finds himself in field full of bulls, and despite his lack of experience, decides to try his hand at bull-fighting
Episode 31
At the North Pole
Bernard gets bored trekking across the frozen Arctic wastes. Some abandoned equipment becomes a source of great entertainment, but not for long...
Episode 32
The Package
Zack tries to steal a parcel which Bernard is carrying. At first he succeeds, but Bernard doesn't give up that easily...
Episode 33
Sleepwalker
Even when he's asleep, Bernard is capable of anything – as he finds out when he wakes up in the morning
Episode 34
The Pizza
Bernard has to deliver a pizza to a haunted house... and to its starving owner. But how is he going to get paid?
Episode 35
The Unicycle
To the amazement of Zack, Bernard discovers he has some performing skills which he never knew he had
Episode 36
The Motorboat
Although Bernard has been shipwrecked, his real problems begin when he finds an abandoned motorboat which could get him back to shore
Episode 37
The Prisoner
Bernard makes a daring escape from prison, but once he's out, he realises that perhaps life inside wasn't so bad after all
Episode 38
The Supermarket
Bernard is delighted with all the bargains he has bought. Now the only problem is how to get them all home
Episode 39
The Mosquito
Bernard feels very tired and wants to sleep for hours... But there's a mosquito about with other ideas. He just has to get rid of that mosquito
Episode 40
Oasis
In the middle of the desert Bernard stumbles across an oasis. The palm trees look real enough, and that cool water is just too tempting
Episode 41
The Treasure
A map may lead you to the hidden treasure, but does not always tell you about the hidden dangers... Even Indiana Jones would have had trouble here
Episode 42
The Window Cleaner
Bernard is cleaning the windows of a skyscraper, when he disturbs two birds trying to protect their fledgling
Episode 43
Marathon
Bernard, Zack and Lloyd are competing in a marathon. The winner will not be the one who runs the fastest, but the one who survives the longest
Episode 44
The Fumigator
Do you like cockroaches? No? Well, nor does Bernard, and he is determined to get them out of his house somehow
Episode 45
The Fumigator 2
Despite all Bernard's efforts, the cockroaches are taking over Bernard's house, but his patience is running out
Episode 46
Close Encounters 2
Another UFO appears on Bernard's radar. He is desperate to see what is inside the strange carapace, but the extraterrestrial is in no hurry to show himself
Episode 47
The Little Dog
Goliath may be tiny but he packs a charge of aggression and bad temper equivalent to someone several times his size... as Bernard discovers
Episode 48
A Lucky Day
Is it really possible for our walking disaster of a polar bear to have a lucky day? Bernard... lucky... for a whole day?
Episode 49
The Storm
Once Bernard had a polar home on the ice cap, but a lightning strike during a polar thunderstorm forces him to leave it all behind
Episode 50
The Robot
A robot seems to offer Bernard a simple solution to the problem of cleaning his house. The trouble is that the robot is literally crazy about his job
Episode 51
The Vacuum Cleaner
When the vacuum cleaner finishes its work, there's not a speck of dust anywhere, and no sign of Bernard's winning lottery ticket either!
Episode 52
A Day in the Country 2
Bernard wants to enjoy nature. The only problem is that the fauna and flora want to enjoy him at the same time
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