Quads!

Episode 01

Maimed Manor

Feb 2, 2001 · 30 min

Paralyzed in a car accident, Riley O'Reilly receives a mansion as settlement. Riley spends all of his settlement money on parties and beer, and his differently abled friends leave because he's always drunk. Riley comes to them to entice them to live with him, on the condition that he gives up drinking.

Episode 02

Bad Manors

Feb 9, 2001 · 30 min

Spalding gets all the quads jobs so they can get their self esteem back. When they're all fired, they start renting out their mansion to people who want to have parties. Things turn out pretty wrong when the Hells Angels end up at the Bromberg's house, par Blazer's bad writing skills.

Episode 03

1-800-Gimp

Feb 16, 2001 · 30 min

Desperate to climb the social ladder, Liz Bromberg tries to exploit the magnificent severed by holding a Telethon for ""unfortunate gimps"".

Episode 04

The Fraud Quad

Feb 23, 2001 · 30 min

Reilly is determined to prove a suave visitor is a fraud before the Latin Love Quad steals Franny's heart.

Episode 05

Christmas Holidaze

Dec 17, 2001 · 30 min

Reilly's battle with sobriety is challenged over Christmas, especially with a barkeeper for a friend.

Episode 06

Lifewheel 3000

Mar 2, 2001 · 30 min

Reilly wins a hi-tech wheelchair. 'GAL', at a Handi-Capable Home Show. GAL is the ultimate gadget, until the machine takes over Reilly's life.

Episode 07

Gonads Faust

Mar 9, 2001 · 30 min

Suddenly unable to perform in the bedroom, Reilly does a deal with the devil; erections-on-demand for his soul.

Episode 08

Monkey In The Middle

Mar 16, 2001 · 30 min

Reilly buys a trained monkey to be his new hands and feet, prompting his pals to fill the house with more hairy assistants.

Episode 09

The Son's Also Blinded

Mar 23, 2001 · 30 min

The unexpected visit of Fontaines' son sets Franny's biological clock ticking, prompting Reilly to experiment with various methods of sterilization.

Episode 10

Guinea Pigs

Mar 30, 2001 · 30 min

The promise of money and drugs lures Reilly and friends to be subjects for medical experiments. The results are brilliant - untill the side effects kick in.

Episode 11

The Unkindest Cut

Apr 6, 2001 · 30 min

An attractive 'thalidomide', Randy, moves into Maimed Manor. Reilly is swept up in the local election, running for City Council against Liz Bromberg.

Episode 12

Fatal Distraction

Apr 13, 2001 · 30 min

Spalding blackmails Reilly into helping him win the heart of an old flame whilst Griz's rough 'n' tumble alcoholic sister tries to win Spalding.

Episode 13

Spalding in the Family Way

Apr 20, 2001 · 30 min

Spalding's parents come to visit, but Spalding thinks they don't know he's gay.