Dick Figures

Episode 01

A Bee or Something

Nov 18, 2010 · 3 min

Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.

Episode 02

Panda Hat

Dec 2, 2010 · 3 min

Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!

Episode 03

Flame War

Dec 16, 2010 · 3 min

Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.

Episode 04

Traffic Jams

Dec 30, 2010 · 3 min

Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.

Episode 05

Steakosaurus

Jan 13, 2011 · 3 min

Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.

Episode 06

OMG

Jan 27, 2011 · 3 min

Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.

Episode 07

Trouble Date

Feb 10, 2011 · 3 min

Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!

Episode 08

Kitty Amazing

Feb 24, 2011 · 3 min

Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'

Episode 09

Role Playas

Mar 10, 2011 · 3 min

Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.

Episode 10

Attack of the Pwns

Mar 24, 2011 · 3 min

Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.