Seasons & episodes
7 seasons · 160 episodes
Episode 01
Pilot
A divorced contractor and a widowed beautician impulsively marry, but their broods are in no mood to meld.
Episode 02
The Dance
Al is in the dumps after being dumped by a boy, so who's to undump her but lovable Steve Urkel.
Episode 03
Rules of the House
Carol's new house rules are meant to bring harmony, but they drum up howls instead.
Episode 04
First Anniversary
The newlyweds' one-month anniversary is marked by a misunderstanding over gifts and the arrival of Frank's nephew.
Episode 05
Frank & Son
Frank's in a lather: J.T. doesn't seem cut out for carpentry, but he bubbles as Carol's shampoo boy.
Episode 06
Pulling Together
Frank's kids are eager to compete in the rowdy Family Games--and Carol's are happy to let them.
Episode 07
Yo-Yo's Wedding
Frank and Carol aren't clowning around when they retie the knot--at Brendan's birthday party.
Episode 08
Just for Kicks
Dana sneaks out to hear her favorite singer at a bikers bar.
Episode 09
Into the Woods
Camping in the wilderness proves too much for Carol to bear.
Episode 10
Mixed Messages
An answering machine can be a lifesaver, but Karen doesn't get the message and, as a result, neither does Frank.
Episode 11
A Day in the Life
While discussing families on TV, the Lamberts and Fosters are told to forget the cameras and just be themselves--and unfortunately they do.
Episode 12
The New Car
J.T. "borrows" Carol's car for a date, and someone "borrows" it from him; Penny dates a mortician who likes to talk shop at dinner.
Episode 13
Getting Organized
Frank and Carol end up in a dumpster in search of the files Carol dumped; Dana and Karen pull a UFO trick on Cody and J.T.
Episode 14
Home Alone
Frank and Carol plan a weekend at a quiet retreat while Dana minds the kids at home. Is that how it works? No.
Episode 15
Drive, He Said
Dana passes her driving test with flying colors, but Frank flunks his.
Episode 16
Bully for Mark
Mark is doing the homework for a bully named Max; what's worse, Max is short for Maxine.
Episode 17
The Boys in the Band
J.T. and Cody are dragged into replacing two of the four flu-stricken members of Al's all-girl rock band.
Episode 18
School Daze
Carol returns to college as a student, but she's also a committed mother, wife, and beautician, and soon everyone's ready to be committed.
Episode 19
Country Club
A country-club invitation works out nicely for everyone but Dana, who could club Frank over his hayseed ways.
Episode 20
Daddy's Girl
Frank's dad, a widower, has a girlfriend who's a lot like Frank's mom--except she's a stripper.
Episode 21
He Wanted Wings
Carol gives Frank flying lessons for his 40th birthday, and he gets a crash course when the instructor turns suicidal.
Episode 22
Beauty Contest
Carol and Karen enter a beauty pageant at Frank's Mallard Lodge, but can't cope with the judges' foul behavior.
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