Icky Free Kids

Episode 01

First Day of School

Jan 1, 2017 · 6 min

The Blue Guy takes over a school for gifted kids to indoctrinate the children in bad health habits.

Episode 02

Kids Like Candy

— · 6 min

Icky thinks he's found that the best way to earn a child's trust - by giving them candy. But he soon finds out this is harder than it looks.

Episode 03

Dairy Dairy Quite Contrary

— · 6 min

Icky explains that with a little jingle and a good marketing campaign, you can get a kid to like just about anything - even if it isn't good for them.

Episode 04

Meat Is Neat

— · 6 min

Icky has found the best way to trick the kids by asking them "where do you get your protein?" But what he doesn't know is the kids are ready for his sneaky tactics.

Episode 05

The Sun Is No Fun

— · 6 min

Icky explains to the kids how dangerous the sun is and why they should never EVER play outside again.

Episode 06

On The Scene With Caffeine

— · 6 min

Icky reveals his amazing wisdom that life is better if you never sleep and only drink caffeine. The kids try this out - and well you'll have to see what happens.

Episode 07

Processed Foods Good! Fruits and Veggies Wack!

— · 6 min

Icky has a public service announcment - if it comes in a box and can or a bag - it's good for you. Fruits and Vegetables are dangerous - You have been warned!

Episode 08

Flu Season

— · 6 min

Flu Season or Sugar Season? There is a conspiracy in the fall that Icky wants to tell you about.

Episode 09

eXercise

— · 6 min

Icky is here to make it clear that its time we dumped activity and made it our EXcercise. Sweating is gross!

Episode 10

Blue Water

— · 6 min

Icky realizes he needs to let the kids in on how the Blue Corporation makes all their money - Blue Water.