Rent-a-Goalie

Episode 01

The Arrivalist

Oct 1, 2006

Cake impresses the boys when Tiger Williams calls him to book a goalie, but his world is turned upsidedown when his one night stand walks back into his life.

Episode 02

The Irish Are Fags

Oct 8, 2006

When Cake's old enemy O'Malley registers the business name 'Cake's Rent-a-Goalie' and steals Lance "The Boil," a war ensues which can only be settled on the rink.

Episode 03

Malta

Oct 15, 2006

Old habits die hard when Cake's old flame Malta comes to town. The girl with game jeopardizes his standing with his own stable of goalies as well as with Johnny and Francesca and even with Phil Esposito.

Episode 04

Blue Balls

Oct 22, 2006

As passion heats up between Cake and Francesca, a mysterious testicular infection spreads among the Goalies, threatening Cake's delicate truce with O'Malley.

Episode 05

Bar Code

Oct 29, 2006

Cake and Francesca have it out when she recruits a hot young goalie.

Episode 06

Shit Zone

Nov 5, 2006

When a third goalie rental service threatens both Cake's and O'Malley's livelihood, Cake is forced to listen to Francesca's business advice.

Episode 07

Going to the Chapel

Nov 12, 2006

Wedding bells ring when Billy proposes to Francesca and Cake's long forgotten same-sex partner arrives at Cafe Primo.

Episode 08

Fire in the Hole

Nov 19, 2006

On the cusp of game seven of The Cup final, Cake gets blamed for hexing Toronto goalie Harry Bontar and suffers the wrath of Toronto fans.